The Resume

(October 26, 1962- )
Married Elton John in Windsor, England (December 21, 2005 )
Produced 'Women Talking Dirty,' 'Desert Flower' and 'Kofi Annan'

Why he might be annoying:

They married soon after England legally allowed the recognition of same-sex unions.
He met Elton at a Hallowe'en party in 1993.
He directed Elton in a documentary and titled it 'Tantrums and Tiaras.' (1997)

Why he might not be annoying:

At the time of his civil union with Elton, he and Elton have been together almost 12 years.
He is not the 'kept boy toy' married to a pop star because of his own career and volunteer accomplishments.
He is extremely active in charities that benefit AIDS, breast cancer, children's interests, arts and education.
Elton credits him with helping him beat his drug and alcohol addiction.
He and actor Eric McCormack were high school classmates who appeared on a school play together.

Credit: Battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 05]
• Blender Magazine's 50 Hottest Rock & Roll Couples of All Time [November 2003] (Ranked: 37)
• Cleft Chins
• Forbes Magazine's 20 Most Expensive Celebrity Weddings [July 2007] (Ranked: 7)
• GQ's 10 Best Dressed British Males [2002] (Ranked: 5)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2004] (Ranked: 11)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• GQ's 50 Best Dressed British Males [2003] (Ranked: 7)
• GQ's 50 Best Dressed British Males [2006] (Ranked: 10)
• GQ's 50 Best Dressed British Males [2008] (Ranked: 10)
• I Attended Prince William-Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding [April 29, 2011]
• I Come from Canada
• I Married in 2005
• I Married Someone of the Same Gender
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• Look at Me, I'm with Elton John
• Madonna Doesn't Like Me
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• Profiles 16751-17000 (Ranked: 16764)
• Save Darfur Spokespeople
• Tatler's 100 Most Invited [2004] (Ranked: 64)
• Tatler's 100 Most Invited [2005] (Ranked: 51)
• Tatler's 100 Most Invited [2006] (Ranked: 53)
• The Nanny - Guest Stars

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 85 Votes: 55.29% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 46 Votes: 89.13% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 155 Votes: 72.90% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 67 Votes: 65.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 74 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 141 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 34 Votes: 29.41% Annoying