The Resume

(March 8, 1783-February 5, 1819)
Birth name was Hannah Hoes
Wife of President Martin Van Buren

Why she might be annoying:

Her parents were Hoes and Quakenbush.
Her primary language was Dutch.
President Martin Van Buren did not mention her in his 800 page autobiography.
She died 18 years before President Martin Van Buren became president.
President Martin Van Buren pioneered the political machine, which meant she had to do a lot of entertaining of his cronies.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her last name was Hoes and her family was farmers.
Her father Johannes died when she was five (January 25, 1789).
She was a blue eyed blonde.
Her only daughter was stillborn.
She did charity work for her local Presbyterian Church.
She died at 35 of tuberculosis.
Her body was dug up from her Albany grave and moved to Kinderhook (1855).
Due to her death, President Martin Van Buren selected his daughter-in-law Angelica Singleton Van Buren, to handle the duties of first lady.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 5)
• I am a New York Hudson Valley Dweller
• I Died in My 30s (Ranked: 35)
• I Have Tuberculosis
• I Outlived My Child
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Look at My Hair in a Bun
• Profiles 15751-16000 (Ranked: 15875)
• U.S. First Ladies (Ranked: 8)
• U.S. Presidential Wives who Were Not the First Lady
• Vehicle Names
• Women who Might Have Slept with the President

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 50 Votes: 36.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 40 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 45.65% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 112 Votes: 45.54% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 69 Votes: 28.99% Annoying