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Denise Stapley

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    In the ‘Meet the Cast’ promo video, she expressed a dislike for the younger women (‘is it, like, Playmate season?’)
    Because they were down to three and the other tribes were still intact, she was the only female running in the rice pot-smashing challenge.
    She thought showing up at Tribal Council without any bags was the quickest way to be eliminated (Hatch ring any bells?).
    Lisa had her in a body lock in the mud for one full hour during a reward challenge.
    She was welcomed by Katie as a potential conspirator to overthrow the men on the Kalabaw, while RC actually wished for her to be on the Tandang.
    At the traditional auction, she blew her entire $500 kitty on the first item: a full breakfast (‘$1,99 at the local diner,’ according to Mike).
    She has the distinction of being the sole contestant of her season that has attended every single Tribal Council.
    When her husband came for the loved ones reward challenge, he lifted her up like a man would lift his toddler child!
    Prior to the last immunity challenge before Abi’s exit, she sustained fang bites on her neck.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She does not have a particular life inspiration.
    Asked about personal effects for the island: ‘a seriously sturdy jogging bra. No one needs to see my 40-year-old tatas hanging out.’
    Jeff P referred to her as a ‘machine’ while she was diving for puzzle pieces at the third challenge — far better than half-her-age Angie.
    She was not too quick to negatively judge Zane as she noticed the Serenity Prayer and a date of death tattooed on him.
    Hey, she got to mud wrestle with ‘Blair Warner’!
    She was a still newly ordained Kalabaw member when she comforted Dana as she fell ill.
    For having been to Tribal Council every single round – a dubious feat achieved by only one other Survivor – she became the first winner of individual immunity.
    That and she looked pretty damn good in a bikini for a tiny – very short and very thin – 40something.
    The only jury votes she didn’t get were Carter’s (for Mike) and RC’s (for Lisa).

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 38 Votes: 26.32% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 293 Votes: 80.55% Annoying