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The Resume

    What distinguishes animals and plants from the inorganic
    Existed on Earth for about 3.7 billion years
    Found only on Earth (for now anyway, dun dun dunn)
    Biology is the study of life

Why Life might be annoying:

    There are several different definitions of what constitutes as life (and even more over what constitutes meaningful life).
    Some people, despite living, focus only on the supposed afterlife.
    No one can REALLY say how it all started.
    No one can REALLY say how it all will end.
    Ever been told to get one? Where?
    If you're human (and one may assume you are?) you spend much of it sleeping.
    The pro-life are usually only specifically talking about a fetus.
    Some people, while technically alive, are not conscious and not capable of enjoying it in any way (and we're not just talking about the comatose).
    The longer it goes on, the more complicated its organisms become.
    It is full of suffering (to be annoyed first one must be alive).
    Mosquitoes, man-eating sharks, poison ivy and terrorists are among the living.

Why Life might not be annoying:

    You're living it, dude!
    Making it is fun as hell (unless you're a black widow, in that case send our regards).
    Viruses need not apply (they are on the verge of life, however).
    It may be in outer space.
    The day of your birth is typically cause for celebration.
    It is the namesake of both a board game AND a cereal (only Mr. T can beat that).
    Cuddly kittens, hot chicks, penicillin and did we mention hot chicks? They are among the living.

Credit: D & Captain Howdy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 74 Votes: 68.92% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 8672 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 953 Votes: 59.29% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 115 Votes: 61.74% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 258 Votes: 53.49% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 194 Votes: 52.06% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 686 Votes: 61.22% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 39.29% Annoying