The Resume

(June 30, 1983- )
Born in Bronwood, Georgia
Birth name is Colden Rainey Swindell
Recorded 'You Should Be Here,' 'Single Saturday Night,' 'Middle of a Memory,' 'Chillin It,' 'Ain't Worth the Whiskey,' 'Break Up in the End,' 'Love You Too Late,' 'Dad's Old Number' and 'Flatliner'
Recorded the albums 'Cole Swindell' (2014), 'You Should Be Here' (2016) and 'All of It' (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like Dustin Pedroia.
He's a fan of The Bachelorette.
He started out selling Luke Bryan merchandise.
He drank tea instead of whiskey for his 'Ain't Worth the Whiskey' video.
His music is part of the Bro Country genre (deemed archaic and sexist by some listeners).

Why he might not be annoying:

He claims to know all the words to Rihanna's 'Work' by heart.
He has named beer, fat-free popcorn and Ben and Jerry's ice cream as his guilty pleasures.
He wrote songs for Thomas Rhett, Scotty McCreery, and Luke Bryan.
His single 'Chillin It' reached number one on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart.
He won the ACM New Artist of the Year Award (2015).
He wrote the single 'You Should Be Here' in memory of his late father, who died when Cole was thirty.
He shot a music video for the song which had him visit his father's gravesite for the first time.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• ACM New Male Vocalist of the Year (Ranked: 2014)
• ACM Single Record of the Year (Ranked: 2022)
• ACM Song of the Year (Ranked: 2022)
• Baby Faces
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 19]
• Country Music Stars
• I Sing About Covid
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• My Song is Referenced in Maddie & Tae’s ‘Girl in a Country Song’
• Profiles 53001-53250 (Ranked: 53068)
• Sigma Chi Fraternity

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 84 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 64 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying