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Ryan Kesler

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Hockey Player

The Resume

    (August 31, 1984- )
    Born in Livonia, Michigan
    Drafted 23rd overall by the Vancouver Canucks in the 2003 NHL Entry Draft
    Forward for the Vancouver Canucks (2003-2014) and the Anaheim Ducks

Why he might be annoying:

    As a child, he was cut from most of the teams he tried out for.
    He got his break into hockey by playing on a midget hockey team his father coached.
    He signed an offer sheet with the Philadelphia Flyers as a restricted free agent in order to receive a substantial pay raise from the Canucks.
    Despite being considered a potential captaincy candidate, he was passed over in favor of Roberto Luongo when the team's captaincy became vacant.
    He cried like a schoolgirl after his United States team lost in the Gold Medal Game at the Olympics (2010).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He passed a chance to play in the Ontario Hockey League to stay with the U.S. Under 17 program to remain closer to his family in Michigan.
    He lists Mike Modano, a native of his hometown, as his favorite player growing up.
    He cracked the Canucks lineup as an 18 year old.
    He set career highs in all offensive categories after being promoted to the top two scoring lines.
    He is an avid car enthusiast.

Credit: Ricky

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Year In Review:

    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 82 Votes: 59.76% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying