The Resume

(May 2, 1967- )
Resides near Albany, NY
Known as Jeff The Drunk
Howard Stern regular
Shares the same manager as Beetlejuice

Why he might be annoying:

He smokes.
He's an alcoholic.
He shit his pants right before meeting Jill Kelly.
He told Jenna Jameson that he had masturbated to each and every one of her movies.
He won a 'date' with Tabitha Stevens that allowed him to have sex with her.
He complained to Howard Stern about not being offered the chance to go to Las Vegas with the the Stern Show.
He smoked pot in Howard's green-room after Gary Dell'Abate told him not to.
When he is hired for parties, he usually just gets drunk and curses everyone out.
He feuded with Gary The Retard for a little bit.
He uses Howard's radio show to try and make money and get laid.
He's like a taller Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
His underwear usually has skidmarks (stains).

Why he might not be annoying:

His saying, 'You skanky ho!,' is a sound bite that Fred Norris uses often.
He's impersonated flawlessly by Artie Lange.
He speaks his mind.
He was in a bad car accident that permanently injured his right arm.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Artie Lange Impersonations
• Bears
• His Name is Robert's Least Annoying [Revised] (Ranked: 13)
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 1]
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's Wack Pack
• I Had a Tracheotomy
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Cowboy Hat
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [A-L]
• Profiles 9001-9250 (Ranked: 9081)
• Soul Patches
• Stiffs
• Too Old to Still Live at Home

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 31.25% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 69 Votes: 50.72% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 23 Votes: 30.43% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 79.17% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 67 Votes: 70.15% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 79 Votes: 77.22% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 93 Votes: 76.34% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 211 Votes: 72.99% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 356 Votes: 69.94% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 523 Votes: 70.36% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 645 Votes: 69.61% Annoying