The Resume

(March 15, 1975- )
Born in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii
Real name is Lokelani Kuulei Make Mai
Triathlete and surfer
Has competed in the Hawaiian Ironman triathlon

Why she might be annoying:

She has not won the Ironman triathlon in Hawaii.
She says that she models on the side to 'pay the bills.'
She has been in infomercials for fitness equipment and skin care endorsed by Cindy Crawford.
She was in ads for Nike.

Why she might not be annoying:

Upon her first Hawaiian Ironman triathlon she was the youngest woman to both qualify for and finish the race.
She wants to compete in triathlons until she is in her 80's.
Her name means 'heavenly rose my precious flower lei.'
She ranked #93 in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women (2005).

Credit: whiff boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Athletes Who Model
• ESPN's Hottest Female Athletes [2004]
• Infomercials Advertisers
• Look at Me, I'm Riding a Bicycle
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 93)
• Nike Endorsers
• Profiles 30501-30750 (Ranked: 30630)
• Surfers
• Whiff Boy's Profiles [Series 5]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 21 Votes: 4.76% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 491 Votes: 14.26% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1506 Votes: 44.62% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 328 Votes: 22.26% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 30.43% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 185 Votes: 66.49% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 313 Votes: 53.67% Annoying