The Resume

(June 30, 1981- )
Born in Rochester, Minnesota
Tight End for the Indianapolis Colts (2004-07)and Cincinnati Bengals (2008-09)
Recorded the album 'Ben Utecht' (2009)
Songs include 'Yours' and 'Run To You'

Why he might be annoying:

His surname is both hard to spell and pronounce.
He spent the entire 2004 season on injury reserve.
He is extremely injury prone.
He was passed over in the NFL Draft.
He looks like actor Joaquin Phoenix.
He decided to quit football to pursue a full-time music career.

Why he might not be annoying:

In addition to playing football, he was involved in both hockey and track.
He played wide receiver, punter and tight end during his tenure with the University of Minnesota.
He made the Colts as an undrafted free agent.
He was a member of the Colts Super Bowl championship team (2006).
Aside from the athletic accolades, he was involved with music and fine arts studies.
He recorded a Christian album.
His wife is a former Miss Minnesota.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Athletes Who Think They are Musicians
• Christian Vocalists
• Cincinnati Bengals
• Football Players
• I Attended University of Minnesota
• I Became a Dad in 2009
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• Indianapolis Colts
• Profiles 21251-21500 (Ranked: 21398)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 09]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 68 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 75 Votes: 50.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 114 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 48.08% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 173 Votes: 75.14% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 67 Votes: 67.16% Annoying