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Britney Spears

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The Resume

    (December 2, 1981- )
    Recorded 'Baby, One More Time,' 'Crazy,' 'Lucky' and 'Oops, I Did it Again'
    Appeared in 'Crossroads (2002)'
    Co-wrote the novel (with her mom), 'A Mother's Gift'
    Host the 2001 NBA draft
    Spokesperson for Pepsi and Skechers
    Model for Tommy Hillfiger's Tommy Jeans (Spring, 1999)
    Dated 'NSYNC's Justin Timberlake
    Wrote her autobiography with her mom 'Heart to Heart'
    Married Jason Allen Alexander (annulled - January 2004)
    Owned the restaurant Nyla
    Married Kevin Federline (September 18, 2004)
    Announced pregnancy (April 12, 2005)

Why she might be annoying:

    Her name is an anagram of 'Presbyterians.'
    She claimed to be a virgin without breast implants and doesn't touch alcohol, although others disagreed (pre-2003).
    She is a Mickey Mouse Club alumna.
    She attempts serious dialogue on her second album.
    Most of her songs share the same beat.
    She did not come out for an encore during her New York concert, so she could go shopping before the stores closed.
    She ranked #6 in 1999, #1 in 2000 and #2 in 2001 on Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dress List.
    She smokes.
    She has a fairy tattoo on her lower back.
    She has a pierced belly button.
    She was recorded using obscenities backstage during a concert in Brazil (2001).
    She gets angry when she misses church because of her concert tour.
    She often lip syncs at concerts and charges fans outrageous prices to watch.
    On her albums, she does crappy cover versions of great songs ('The Beat Goes On,' 'Satisfaction' and 'I Love Rock 'n Roll').
    She told VH-1 that her least favorite body parts are her nose, feet and butt (2003).
    She spent so much time partying in London that she had to cancel a handful of concerts on her European tour (2003).
    She's a Kabbalah student, mainly because it's trendy.
    She accidentally got married to Jason Allen Alexander, a joke that she said 'went too far' (January 3, 2004).
    Her music appeals to young kids, yet her performances, videos and off stage persona exploits sex.
    She said: 'I enjoy going to over seas places, like Canada.'
    She allegedly fired her manager after he forced her to sign a prenuptual agreement with current husband Kevin Federline (September 2004).
    After three albums, she released a greatest hits CD (2004).
    She released a perfume (called 'Curious').
    She bought dressers and a baby chandelier for her dogs.
    She drove with her baby on her lap (2006).
    She shaved her head (February 17, 2007)
    She lost custody of her children (October 2007).

Why she might not be annoying:

    Oh Baby! Baby!
    She turned down PETA, refusing to pose nude for their anti-fur campaign.
    She ranked #16 (1999), #2 (2000) and #3 (2001) and #3 (2002) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
    Two KEGL-FM (97.1 Dallas, Texas) DJs got fired for spreading a rumor that she was killed in a car accident that also left Justin Timberlake in a coma.
    She suffered a concussion when a camera fell off a pole and onto her head during the shooting of the video, 'Oops, I Did it Again.'
    She ranked fifth in a Young Miss magazine poll for Who's breasts would you want the most?
    She is a New York Yankee fan.
    She became the youngest vocalist to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (November 17, 2003).
    She ranked #5 in E! Sexiest Women Entertainers (January, 2002).
    She ranked #3 (2001) and #2 (2002) in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #46 (2001) and #64 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.
    She ranked #6 (2003) in Stuff's 103 Sexiest Women.

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Year In Review:

    For 2023, as of last week, Out of 48 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1162 Votes: 54.22% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 1054 Votes: 61.39% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 409 Votes: 48.66% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 516 Votes: 53.88% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 675 Votes: 54.37% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 655 Votes: 64.73% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 823 Votes: 68.89% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 660 Votes: 51.82% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 475 Votes: 60.21% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 636 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 877 Votes: 81.64% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 1175 Votes: 72.94% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 6242 Votes: 68.54% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 4818 Votes: 75.82% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 3015 Votes: 77.31% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 5894 Votes: 78.32% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 14368 Votes: 76.53% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 11990 Votes: 72.94% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 26998 Votes: 70.64% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 13083 Votes: 69.83% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 797845 Votes: 83.92% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 4810764 Votes: 60.01% Annoying