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Larry the Cable Guy

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The Resume

    (February 17, 1963- )
    Birth name is Dan Whitney
    Began career in the mid eighties
    Recorded comedy album 'Lord I Apologize'

Why he might be annoying:

    He grew up on a pig farm.
    He has the thickest redneck accent, ever.
    He jokes about incest and other gross topics.
    The cover of his comedy album contains an old lady being pushed out of her wheelchair.
    His catch phrase is 'Git 'r done!'
    He makes fun of gays, the mentally disabled, the obese, the blind, the deaf, people with piercings, his family, Jews, foreign people ...

Why he might not be annoying:

    He tends to know when he's gone far enough, with a running joke of apologizing to God onstage (hence the album title 'Lord I Apologize').
    He's extremely likable.
    He was a 'social commentator' on a radio show.
    He's good at making ridiculous analogies (such as '...more frustrated than a queer with tonsillitis on Valentine's Day!' or '...madder than Jesse Jackson at the airport having to answer the white courtesy phone!').
    He rarely resorts to profanity to enhance his jokes.
    He said 'Everybody makes fun of a redneck until their car breaks down!'
    He joined Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Ron White on the hugely successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Credit: Captain Hair

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 17 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 56 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 99 Votes: 53.54% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 45 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 88.24% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 23 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 69 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 115 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 52 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 156 Votes: 72.44% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 111 Votes: 62.16% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 214 Votes: 64.95% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 981 Votes: 68.50% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 614 Votes: 69.22% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 185 Votes: 55.68% Annoying