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Mark Messier

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Hockey Player

The Resume

    (January 18, 1961- )
    #11
    NHL center
    Edmonton Oilers (1979-91), NY Rangers (1991-97, 2000-05) and Vancouver Canucks (1997-2000)
    Captain of New York Rangers
    Won six Stanley Cups
    Scored over 650 goals including one 50 goal season (1981-82)

Why he might be annoying:

    He made potato chip commercials.
    He looks like a bulldog.
    His nicknames include The Moose and Mess.
    He has a son but is not married to the son's mother.
    He joined the Vancouver Canucks after Vancouver won the bidding war but later returned to New York when he couldn't get the Canucks into the playoffs during his tenure there.
    His home in South Carolina is on it's own island and has no internal doors except for his own bedroom. All the guest rooms and bathrooms are doorless.
    His sexuality has been called into question.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is one of Wayne Gretzky's best friends.
    He won six Stanley Cups.
    He dated supermodel Frederique and reportedly Madonna.
    He participated in the remembrance of the September 11th victims at the beginning of the first game since the attacks.
    He captained the Rangers to their first Stanley Cup since 1940 (1994).
    When the Rangers were down three games to two in the 1994 Eastern Conference finals, he guaranteed that the Rangers would win the next game. He went on to score a third period hat trick as the Rangers won that game.

Credit: Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 61 Votes: 47.54% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 81 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 49.28% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 44.74% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 56 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 360 Votes: 70.56% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 128 Votes: 53.91% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 249 Votes: 61.04% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 357 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 667 Votes: 54.87% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1378 Votes: 59.14% Annoying