The Resume

(October 11, 1991- )
Born in Cartagena, Colombia
Birth name is Giovanny Urshela Salcedo
Signed with the Cleveland Indians as an undrafted international free agent in 2008
Third baseman for the Cleveland Indians (2015-17), Toronto Blue Jays (2018), New York Yankees (2019-21), Minnesota Twins (2022) and the Los Angeles Angels

Why he might be annoying:

He has enormous ears.
He has tattoos covering his upper arms.
It took him seven years to earn a roster spot on the Indians.
He played sporadically during his first few seasons in the majors.
He was traded twice in a three year span, prior to landing with the Yankees.

Why he might not be annoying:

He recorded a hit, single and home run in the same game (June 11, 2015).
He was a member of the Colombian national team that participated in both the 2013 qualifiers and the 2017 tournament.
He got a full-time playing opportunity when he was traded to the Yankees.
He improved his batting stance significantly, which allowed him to be a valuable asset in the Yankees offense.
He is the first Yankee third baseman in franchise history to record a postseason grand slam (2020).

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Cleveland Guardians
• Colombians
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Balls
• Los Angeles Angels
• Minnesota Twins
• New York Yankees
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56695)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 41]
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying