The Resume

(August 22, 1941- )
Coached New York Giants, New England Patriots, New York Jets
Coaches Dallas Cowboys (2003- )
Won 2 Super Bowls (1987, 91)

Why he might be annoying:

He claims to motivate players by fear.
He had a bad temper in high school.
He sold real estate in the 80s before coming back to coaching.
He was cut by the Detroit Lions after drafted and retired immediately.
He retired several times.
In 2002, he turned down a job to coach the eventual Super Bowl Champion, Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
He divorced after 40 years of marriage.
He is not just superstitious, but actually believes it really is real.
Days prior to Super Bowl XXXI he leaked that he would leave the Patriots because he was unhappy with the owners meddling.

Why he might not be annoying:

He has a knack at rebuilding poor franchises into playoff contenders.
For example, he took the New York Jets to the playoffs a year after they went 1-15.
He loves a challenge.
He prefers to hire younger players instead of veterans for his teams.

Credit: Eric Hartman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2003 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 5)
• 2005 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 76)
• 2021 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 96)
• Bill Parcells Coached Teams
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006] (Ranked: 92)
• Bruce's Most Annoying [2004] (Ranked: 9)
• Dallas Cowboys
• ESPN's Who's #1 Top 25 Best Coaches of the ESPN Era (Ranked: 11)
• Football Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2013)
• Football Players
• Gatorade Advertisers
• Guys Gone Blonde
• I Made a Biased Comment in Public [Some Alleged]
• I Retired, Just Kidding
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• McFly's Profiles [Series 2]
• Miami Dolphins
• Most Hated New Yorker [2003] (Ranked: 12)
• My Name is U.S. Currency
• New England Patriots
• New York Giants
• New York Jets
• NFL Coach of the Year (Ranked: 1986)
• NFL Coach of the Year (Ranked: 1994)
• Profiles 7501-7750 (Ranked: 7566)
• Reo Rogerz's Least Annoying (Ranked: 18)
• Short Fuses
• Sport Coaches/Managers
• Sportsday's Texas Personality of the Year (Ranked: 2003)
• Super Bowl Losing Head Coaches (Ranked: 1997)
• Super Bowl Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1987)
• Super Bowl Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1991)
• Terrell Owens Doesn't Like Me
• White Men Loved by Blacks

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 433 Votes: 57.51% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 272 Votes: 50.37% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 459 Votes: 57.30% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 48 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 74 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 39 Votes: 71.79% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 159 Votes: 55.35% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 53.12% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 44 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 92 Votes: 79.35% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 35 Votes: 94.29% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 156 Votes: 57.05% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 55 Votes: 56.36% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 152 Votes: 67.76% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 198 Votes: 75.76% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 967 Votes: 76.53% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 4018 Votes: 71.35% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 893 Votes: 68.31% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1811 Votes: 68.97% Annoying