The Resume

(March 30, 1970- )
Former regular in soap opera ‘All My Children’ (1995-2002)
Appeared in television shows such as ‘Friends,’ ‘Third Watch,’ ‘American Family,’ ‘Road Rules,’ ‘Hope & Faith' and ‘Jo-Jo’s Circus’
Married to Kelly Ripa (May 1, 1996)

Why he might be annoying:

He appeared in his wife’s sitcom 'Hope & Faith.'
He sometimes fills in for Regis Philbin in 'Live with Regis & Kelly.'
His wife chats about their private life to her talk show viewers.
Soapcentral.com reports that he used to be an exotic dancer going under the name ‘Meaty Mark’ before he landed his role as Mateo Santos in ‘All My Children.’

Why he might not be annoying:

He attended Notre Dame University and acquired a degree in Marketing.
He spent his early childhood in Italy and still visits the country once a year.
He enjoys softball and soccer.
He and Kelly eloped very quietly and kept their marriage a secret for more than a year before becoming public about their union.

Credit: Battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actors of Italian Descent
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 05]
• Criollos [White Hispanics]
• D.J.'s and M.C.'s
• E!'s 101 Juiciest Hollywood Hookups [2003, 51-75] (Ranked: 72)
• Germophobes - Bacillophobic
• I am Mexican
• I Attended Claudia Cohen's Funeral [June 18, 2007]
• I Attended Howard Stern-Beth Ostrosky's Wedding [October 3, 2008]
• I Attended University of South Florida
• I Became a Dad in 2001
• I Became a Dad in 2003
• I Married in 1996
• I Married Outside My Race
• I Named My Daughter Lola
• I Portrayed One of the Three Musketeers
• Invited to Donald Trump-Melania Knauss' Wedding [January 22, 2005]
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• OK! Magazine's Hollywood's Top 10 Best Dressed Little Girls - Parents [July 2008] (Ranked: 4)
• People en Espanol's 50 Most Beautiful People [2004]
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 16751-17000 (Ranked: 16886)
• Riverdale
• Suave Latinos
• We Eloped
• We Married in Las Vegas

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 7.69% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 86 Votes: 51.16% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 61.36% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 114 Votes: 45.61% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 288 Votes: 40.28% Annoying