The Resume

(September 17, 1939- )
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (1990- )

Why he might be annoying:

He is a lifelong bachelor.
He has elvish features.
He was a 'stealth justice' whose record was non-controversial prior to his Supreme Court appointment.
Despite being appointed by a Republican president, he is part of the liberal wing of the Supreme Court bench.
He once said: 'I can tell you the day you see a camera come into our courtroom, it's going to roll over my dead body.'
His name has become a synonym for a justice who flips allegiances after appointment.

Why he might not be annoying:

He graduated magna cum laude from Harvard.
He was voted 'most likely to succeed' by his high school graduating class.
He was confirmed 90 to 9 by the Senate.
He was mugged by a group of young men while jogging in Washington D.C. (April 30, 2004).

Credit: Captain Howdy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 101-200 (Ranked: 149)
• Allegedly Gay Men
• Attorney
• Brothers and Sisters, I Have None
• Captain Howdy's Profiles [Series 4]
• I am a New Englander
• I Attended Harvard
• I Attended Oxford
• Judges
• Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2001] (Ranked: 8)
• Profiles 15501-15750 (Ranked: 15631)
• Rehnquist's Court
• Rhodes Scholars
• Roberts' Court
• Voted 'Most Likely to Succeed' in High School

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 61 Votes: 55.74% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 643 Votes: 59.25% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 46 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 90 Votes: 54.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 137 Votes: 54.74% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 55 Votes: 50.91% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 67.74% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 457 Votes: 66.30% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 265 Votes: 72.08% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 473 Votes: 81.61% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 705 Votes: 70.21% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1508 Votes: 73.81% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 747 Votes: 79.38% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 113 Votes: 53.98% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 165 Votes: 56.97% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 127 Votes: 55.91% Annoying