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The Resume
(1971- )
Friend of Ronald McDonald
Loves shakes and fries
Personifies the child in everyone
Has an Irish uncle named Uncle Grimacy, but no one seen him in a long time
McDonald's official description: 'He is a big fuzzy purple fellow and Ronald's special pal'
Why he might be annoying
He is shaped like he never digests his food.
Actually he demonstrates what your body will look like if you eat at McDonalds.
When he walks around in public, people often mistaken him for Barney the Purple Dinosaur or Tinky Winky.
He looks like a fat kid in one-piece pajamas
According to Alt.McDonalds.FAQ, he was originally called the Evil Grimace and 'had a penchant for stealing milkshakes from small children, was fuzzier and had six arms.'
He looks like he is hungry for your kids.
Why he might not be annoying
He says: 'My favorite drink is a milkshake. I think milkshakes are the best.'
Although he is clumsy, his friends don't ostracize him because he is also retarded.
He lets you play in his garage at Ronald.com.
He works for McDonalds, which means he probably gets paid $4.50 an hour.
He dislikes vegetarians.
He is a nudist, but has no genitalia.
A textbook definition of the word Grimace is: 'a distortion of face muscles to show disgust or threat.'
See related: Ronald McDonald, Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, Birdie, Captain Crook, The Professor, Uncle O'Grimacy, CosMc and Speedee
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Year In Review:
For 2013, as of last week, Out of 1085 Votes: 35.94% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 52 Votes: 55.77% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 170 Votes: 53.53% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1186 Votes: 42.41% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 577 Votes: 46.79% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 423 Votes: 56.50% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 895 Votes: 53.07% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3082 Votes: 51.88% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 102660 Votes: 24.92% Annoying
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