The Resume

(October 7, 1973- )
Attended the University of Texas
Played for the Baltimore Ravens (1998-2000) and Kansas City Chiefs (2001-2007)

Why he might be annoying:

His first name is 'Priest!'
He, nor any of his parents are clergymen.
He has 3 children out of wedlock.
He's likely the richest 'priest' in the world, next to the pope.
Commentators like to say 'They don't have a prayer to stop Priest Holmes.'
He wasn't a great back until he came to Kansas City.
He lacked popularity because he played for a small market team.
He likes to play chess.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's considered by many to be one of the best NFL running backs of the early 2000s.
He played in the Pro Bowl.
He's known for his charity work.
He established 'Team Priest,' a charitable organization for children.
He started a chess club in Kansas City at which he makes regular visits tutoring children.
He was awarded 'Father of the Year' 3 times by a Baltimore newspaper.
He was always a top draft pick in Fantasy Football.
His father is a Master Sergeant in the US Army Reserves and is currently serving in Iraq.

Credit: Joe Fernandez

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baltimore Colts/Ravens
• Football Players
• I Attended University of Texas-Austin
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• Joe Fernandez's Profiles
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Look at My Balls
• My First Name is a Profession
• NFL Offensive Player of the Year (Ranked: 2002)
• NFL Running Backs
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9735)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 84.62% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 48.08% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 107 Votes: 54.21% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 172 Votes: 54.65% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 243 Votes: 49.38% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 257 Votes: 52.14% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 109 Votes: 42.20% Annoying