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Jessica Schimmel

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The Resume

    (1978- )
    Daughter of comedian Robert Schimmel
    Appeared on the Howard Stern Show several times
    Runs her own website which contains an online journal

Why she might be annoying:

    Her father married her best friend.
    While on the Stern show, she wore a shirt that read 'My Father Married My Best Friend and This is All I Got.'
    She lied to her college professors in order to be able to go on the Howard Stern Show with her father. She told them that there was a death in the family (1999).
    She stopped attending the University of Arizona to move back to Hollywood.
    In order to find out exactly why her parents broke up, she took her mom for a night out on the town and got her drunk.
    She has no problem telling the world that her father couldn't get an erection after being treated for cancer.
    She is allergic to spermicide.
    She once called Howard Stern and asked him if he would like to go out on a date.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She has no problem discussing her personal life in public.
    One of her younger brothers died of cancer.
    She was majoring in pre-med while attending the University of Arizona.
    She posted her Yahoo account e-mail on her website.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 50 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 53 Votes: 56.60% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 55 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 80 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 125 Votes: 60.80% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 230 Votes: 56.96% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 274 Votes: 65.33% Annoying