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Mathew Kowald

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The Resume

    (September 2, 1971- )
    Born in Pardeeville, Wisconsin
    Arrested for child abuse (January 12, 2008)
    Spent 2 days in jail (January 14-16, 2008)
    Original charges were 2 felonies causing mental harm to a child and false imprisonment
    Plead no contest to domestic disorderly and paid fine of $186 (January 16, 2008)
    Rabid Green Bay Packers Fan

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a psycho cheesehead who restrained and duct taped his seven year old for an hour.
    When his wife, Rebecca, went to cut the boy free he ordered, 'He's not hurt. Sit down and shut up.'
    Rebecca took photos with her cell phone as evidence.
    His wife turned him in and later filed a restraining order against him.
    Since a real child was involved, it is not humorous. It would be a funny SNL or MADtv skit.
    With the exception of 2002, he has been a defendant in a Wisconsin court case every year from 1998-2008. Most of those were filed by his wife, the others filed by financial organizations.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He only wanted his 7-year-old son to wear a Green Bay Packers jersey.
    Like his father, the boy is actually a Green Bay Packer Fan.
    He went overboard in trying to spend some quality time with his kid but at least he was not neglectful.
    He tried to pass on team love to his son, a normal father-son tradition.
    He did not physically hurt his son.
    He claims it was playful and not harmful.

Credit: Team Annoy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 69 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 72 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 112 Votes: 74.11% Annoying