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Christian Brando

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The Resume

    (May 11, 1958-January 26, 2008)
    Son of Marlon Brando and wife Anna Kashfi
    Spent five years in prison for manslaughter (1991-1996)
    Died at 49 of pneumonia (January 26, 2008)
    Acted in 'Yentl' and 'I Love You, Alice B. Toklas'

Why he might be annoying:

    First wife Mary McKenna reported that he told her, 'I'm going to kill you if it's the last thing I do.'
    While abusing drugs, he shot a close friend, grazing the man's face, and had no recollection of the incident afterwards.
    He fatally shot Dag Drollet, the father of half-sister Cheyenne's child (May 16, 1990).
    He initially claimed Drollet had been shot accidentally while the two were fighting for possession of a gun. However, Drollet was shot in the back of the head and died while holding a TV remote with one hand and rolling a cigarette with the other.
    He pled guilty to two counts of spousal abuse after battering second wife Deborah Presley (January 10, 2005)
    He was fined for contempt of court for his behavior during Robert Blake's civil trial for the wrongful death of Bonnie Lee Blakely (May 27, 2006). While leaving the stand after pleading the fifth, he pointed to Blake and mouthed the word 'guilty' to the jury.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Growing up, he shuttled between an alcoholic mother and an indifferent father.
    During his parents' bitter custody battle, his mother kidnapped him from school and ran off to Mexico.
    Cheyenne had told Christian (falsely) that Drollet was abusing her.
    He went to school with Danny Bonaduce and Michael Jackson.

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 25 Votes: 12.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 67 Votes: 50.75% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 111 Votes: 64.86% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 29 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 57 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 66.10% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 69 Votes: 72.46% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 189 Votes: 69.84% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 123 Votes: 75.61% Annoying