The Resume

(January 31, 1971- )
Ford Model
Mother is of native heritage (from the Wayu tribe in the Amazon)
Did runway for Jean Paul Gaultier, Salvatore Ferragamo, Dolce & Gabbana, and Owen Gaster
Appeared in ads for Chanel's Allure, Monsoon, and Victoria's Secret
Modeled for the Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition (1994)
Appeared in 'Committed,' 'The Mummy' and 'The Mummy Returns'

Why she might be annoying:

Her friend wanted to become a model, but when she sent the agency a picture that included Patricia in it, the agency wanted Patricia instead.
She dropped out of college.

Why she might not be annoying:

In college, she studied engineering and accounting.
She grew up in poverty.
After making enough money, she purchased a new home for her family and put her brothers through college.
She supports causes such as the advancement of Hispanics, fair treatment of indigenous peoples and prevention of pediatric AIDS.
She had a lesbian affair with Sandra Bernhard.
She ranked #63 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.
She ranked #16 (2002) in Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women.
She came in seventh in the Miss Venezuela beauty pageant (1989).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AskMen's 99 Most Desirable Women [2002] (Ranked: 63)
• Beauty Pageant Contestants
• Celebrity Apprentice 5 [2012] (Ranked: 12)
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• College Drop Outs
• Eileen Ford Models
• FHM-Romania's 100 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 49)
• FHM-Romania's 100 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 76)
• FHM-Russia's 100 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 89)
• Hot Latinas
• Lesbians
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 45)
• People en Espanol's 50 Most Beautiful People [2004]
• Profiles 3251-3500 (Ranked: 3254)
• Sexy Native Americans
• Stars of Horror Films
• Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 16)
• The Conjuring/Annabelle [Universe]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 31 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 35 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 61 Votes: 62.30% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 34.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 35.14% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 143 Votes: 44.06% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 221 Votes: 42.99% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 538 Votes: 42.01% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1531 Votes: 47.81% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 699 Votes: 46.49% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1873 Votes: 46.02% Annoying