The Resume

(December 11, 1971- )
Creator of the 'Ain't It Cool News' website
Made guest appearances on 'Siskel and Ebert'
Appeared in 'The Faculty' and 'Monkey Bone'

Why he might be annoying:

He spoils movies and makes people sick of them with detailed reviews, well before the movies are release.
The industry credits him for turning movies into box office disasters, when we all know credit belongs to the lousy script writers and producers in Hollywood. (Boy, we are not too judgmental here, are we)

Why he might not be annoying:

Quentin Tarantino calls him 'the Wolf Blitzer of the Internet.'
He became an influential critic by starting his own movie review website with a reader response message board.
He makes competing critic sites jealous of his pseudo-Hollywood status (but definitely not his good looks).
He ranked #95 in Forbes Power List (2000).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bad Hair - Male
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2007] (Ranked: 61)
• Computer Geeks
• Entertainers Loved by Geeks and Nerds
• Entertainment Weekly's 101 Most Influential People [1997] (Ranked: 101)
• Film Critics
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [2000] (Ranked: 95)
• Gnomes - Short and Chubby
• Horatio Sanz Impersonations
• I Gained a Lot of Weight/Fame Adds Pounds
• I Married in 2007
• Lovetrippers Top 10 Outdoor Celebrity Weddings of 2007 (Ranked: 10)
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1430)
• Rag Mop Hair
• Redheads - Male
• Starbucks ‘The Way I See It’ Quotations
• Wizard Beards

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 46 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 56 Votes: 69.64% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 62 Votes: 70.97% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 142 Votes: 67.61% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 959 Votes: 76.33% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1457 Votes: 69.39% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 409 Votes: 67.48% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 817 Votes: 69.89% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2399 Votes: 78.24% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 8274 Votes: 74.99% Annoying