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Noah

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Biblical Character

The Resume

    (circa 3000 BC-2050 BC)
    Spoken of in Genesis
    Son of Lamech
    Demanded by God to build an ark to survive a 'Great Flood' (2,520 B.C.)
    Labored for 120 years on the Ark (2,520 B.C.-2,400 B.C.)
    Took two of each animal onto the Ark (one male, one female)
    Stayed aboard the Ark for 365 days (2,400 B.C.)
    Had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japeth

Why he might be annoying:

    He may not have existed.
    He supposedly lived for 950 years.
    His wife is only referred to in the Bible as 'his wife.'
    He named one of his sons 'Ham.'
    He only took two of each animal on the Ark, dooming countless innocent creatures to drown in the flood.
    After the flood, he planted a vineyard and became a drunk.
    There has never been any conclusive proof that the worldwide 'Great Flood' ever took place.
    (I think the unicorns he took weren't fertile).
    A film about him starring Russell Crowe was controversial in the Arab world even before it was released. (March 2014)

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was righteous.
    He must have been an excellent architect, since he built an ark big enough to house so many animals.
    He began working on the Ark when he was about 500 years old (an inspiration to senior citizens).
    God created a rainbow for him after the flood ended.
    He repopulated Earth with humans after the flood.

Credit: Ratman


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 174 Votes: 27.59% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 34 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 33 Votes: 9.09% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 108 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 108 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 157 Votes: 50.96% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 68 Votes: 51.47% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 115 Votes: 54.78% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 69 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 135 Votes: 36.30% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 195 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 259 Votes: 45.17% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 209 Votes: 40.19% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 399 Votes: 42.86% Annoying