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Andres Escobar

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (March 13, 1967-July 2, 1994)
    Defender for the Columbian national soccer team, 1990-1994

Why he might be annoying:

    He scored a goal against his own team after deflecting an American cross kick.
    The goal was the winning goal for the Americans.
    The Americans were known for having the worst soccer teams in the world.
    The goal let the Americans advance to the second round for the first time in sixty years.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was murdered in Colombia 10 days after the match.
    He was shot twelve times.
    The murder was an obvious retaliation for the mistake, with the killer shouting 'Goal!' after each shot.
    Colombian drug cartels who were said to have almost complete control over the team, have been suspected of killing him after huge gambling losses.
    The entire team played poorly that day, but no one else was shot.
    A Scottish soccer announcer said after the match 'the player ought to be shot for making a mistake like that.'
    He was forced to apologize later.
    The Colombian team had already lost one match against Romania.

Credit: Lorg Skyegon


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 73 Votes: 57.53% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 61.36% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 91 Votes: 62.64% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 188 Votes: 44.15% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 635 Votes: 42.99% Annoying