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Kolten Wong

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The Resume

    (October 10, 1990- )
    Born in Hilo, Hawaii
    Second baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals
    Gold Glove winner (2019)
    Fielding Bible Award winner (2018, 2019)

Why he might be annoying:

    He has an unusual spelling of his first name.
    He sports sleeve tattoos on both his arms.
    He refused to sign a contract with the Minnesota Twins, upon being drafted by the franchise, citing the deal was insulting.
    He was the final out of the 2013 World Series.
    He attempted to steal first base with two out in the 9th inning, which led to Koji Uehara picking him off to record the out, marking the first time a World Series was clinched on a pickoff play.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He spent two hours a day cutting trees with an axe as a way to improve his strength.
    He gradually worked his way up to the Cardinals triple A affiliate in Memphis during his first season with the club.
    He played impressive enough to make the Cardinals postseason roster in 2013.
    He established himself as the Cardinals everyday second baseman the following season.
    He was described as being a smart infielder who makes good decisions with the ball by baseball pundits.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying