The Resume

(February 2, 1941-December 14, 2023)
Resident of Salt Lake City, Utah
Holds record for longest fingernails
Combined length of 24 feet 7.8 inches
Longest individual nail: Left thumb, 31.5 inches
Stopped cutting her nails in 1979

Why she might be annoying:

Those nails just look freaky.
When the Guinness Book of Records flew her to London, she had to travel first class to have enough room for her nails.
Her nails make it difficult for her to put on a heavy coat or open doors.
She was so upset when Guinness featured her in a 'Grossest Records' section, she contemplated suicide.

Why she might not be annoying:

Despite the inconvenience caused by her nails, she takes care of her husband, who has Alzheimer's disease.
She convinced Guinness to remove her from the 'Grossest Records.'
At least she doesn't bite her nails.

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Born on Groundhog's Day [February 2] (Ranked: 1941)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 08]
• I Died in 2023 (Ranked: 82)
• I Made the Guinness Book of World Records
• I was Involved in a Car Accident in 2009
• Profiles 21751-22000 (Ranked: 21793)
• Red, White and Blue
• Side Show Freaks

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 29 Votes: 58.62% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 112 Votes: 66.07% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 76.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 29 Votes: 82.76% Annoying