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Todd Helton

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (August 20, 1973- )
    Born in Knoxville, Tennessee
    First baseman for the Colorado Rockies (1997-2013)

Why he might be annoying:

    He lost the starting quarterback position at the University of Tennessee to Peyton Manning.
    He was accused of 'juicing' by former Rockies announcer Wayne Hagin.
    In response, he offered to take Hagin 'deep in the woods somewhere' on a hunting trip.
    He appeared in a deer hunting video called 'Buck Commander.'
    Some Rockies fans accuse him of being stingy with autographs and not being fan friendly.
    His middle name is 'Lynn.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He attended the University of Tennessee on an athletic scholarship.
    He was named as the Associated Press' player of the year (2001).
    He earned several Gold Glove Awards for his defense as a first baseman.
    As of 2007, he had the second highest career batting average of any player since World War II.
    He hit a home run in the 2003 All-Star Game.
    He often visits patients at Denver's Children's Hospital.

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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 31.25% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 207 Votes: 43.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 66.04% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 54 Votes: 40.74% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 61 Votes: 65.57% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 177 Votes: 57.63% Annoying