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Biblical Character
The Resume
Mentioned in the Book of Daniel and the Gospel of Luke
One of the Archangels
Informed the Virgin Mary that she was pregnant with Christ
Why he might be annoying
He gets to deliver messages to mankind whenever God is too lazy to get off the couch.
In fact, why would an all-powerful God need a message relayer at all?
He is sometimes called 'The Left Hand of God' (in other words, he was political).
He had the unpleasant task of informing a newly-married teenager that she had secretly impregnated by a benevolent deity (surprise!).
He may have helped destroy the cities of Sodom and Gommorah for being too 'sinful.'
Some think that he will blow a giant horn that signals the beginning of the Apocalypse.
Why he might not be annoying
He was a great public speaker.
He can fly.
Islam refers to him as the voice of truth.
Some believe that he has a horse named Haizum.
He was able to convince Mary of her divine mission without giving her a mental breakdown.
If God wants to tell you something, but doesn't want to see your disgusting acne, Gabriel may pay you a visit instead.
Credit: Ratman
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Year In Review:
For 2009, as of last week, Out of 59 Votes: 37.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 256 Votes: 32.03% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 350 Votes: 43.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 232 Votes: 40.09% Annoying
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