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Jonathan Penner

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    When voting Jessica out, he spelled her nickname 'FLICKA' with the 'L' and 'I' close together making it appear he wrote 'FUCKA.'
    Furthermore, he spelled 'Flica' incorrectly (It didn't have a 'k.').
    He was not particularly happy when Jessica lifted the box doubling as the Rarotonga (tribe of whites) chicken coop and the chicken dashed off.
    His family owns a bunny, a cat, and… two lizards.
    His voice has been compared to Al Michaels and Alan Alda.
    Following his second exile, he said he figured out where the hidden immunity idol had been (and thus alerted Yul on what to expect).
    Candice sarcastically called him ‘Mister Man' behind his back.
    He proposed a ‘four Caucasians in the Final 4' deal with Candice after abandoning New Aitu.
    He pissed off the Tertiary Raro by siding with the original Aitu on the first merged tribal vote.
    He viewed the Raro side of the Aitutonga as a ‘clownhouse.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has ice-blue eyes.
    He displayed a soft side when Cao Boi disrupted a bird's nest causing a baby bird to fall out of it; he was quick to help replace the nest and baby bird with its mother.
    His quote 'I Can Forgive Her, but I Dont Have to Because She Screwed with My Chickens' became the title for the first episode of the season.
    In the auction, he got outbid for a bubble bath...a good thing since no one wanted to see him take a bath.
    He became the first official exile of the Cook Islands season.
    His wife directed his appearance in ‘The Last Supper' (1995).
    He was shocked to see his tribe's camp in pretty much the same conditions as when he went into exile for the first time.
    Jeff's play-by-play commentary did not go over well with him.
    After the mutiny - which he felt was a mistake - he caught more than 20 fish in two days, while his tribe mates continued to slack.
    During the traditional auction, he won a hot dog and fries platter with beer (which he spilled), a full pepperoni pizza (after which he belched), and an oral hygiene kit.

Credit: Battyx3 and Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 23 Votes: 26.09% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 20 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 29 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 59 Votes: 49.15% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 62 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 66 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 243 Votes: 76.95% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 2684 Votes: 42.32% Annoying