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Jezebel (Old Testament)

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The Resume

    Daughter of King Ithobaal I of Tyre
    Wife of King Ahab of Israel
    Appears in 1st Kings in the Old Testament

Why she might be annoying:

    Jews and Christians believe she was evil and immoral.
    She had many political enemies executed.
    She promoted human sacrifice in Israel.
    She is often confused with another Biblical Jezebel, who appears in the Book of Revelation.
    Her name became a synonym for ‘slut' or ‘whore.'

Why she might not be annoying:

    The Bible doesn't actually depict her as a slut or whore.
    She wore the pants in her family.
    Feminists say her story is another example of the Bible's sexism.
    They point out that her actions aren't worse than those of many Biblical saints and male ‘heroes.'
    She was killed by being defenestrated (thrown out a window).
    Her body was left to be eaten by stray dogs.
    She reportedly met her death with dignity.
    Many musicians recorded songs about her, including Leonard Cohen, 10,000 Maniacs, Sade and Divine.
    One critic said: ‘She got one of the worst raps in human history.'

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 53.47% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 57 Votes: 50.88% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 48 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 100 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 67 Votes: 76.12% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 70 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 75 Votes: 61.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 59.57% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 125 Votes: 45.60% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 150 Votes: 58.00% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 124 Votes: 46.77% Annoying