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Henny Youngman
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    (May 16, 1906-February 24, 1998)
    Known as the king of one liners
    Wrote 'Henny Youngman's Bar Bets, Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks' and '10,000 One-Liners, An Encyclopedia of One-Liners'
    Appeared playing himself in 'The Unkissed Bride,' 'Nashville Rebel,' 'Funny,' 'Death Wish II,' 'Amazon Women on the Moon' and 'The Gore Girls'
    He was a semi-regular on 'Laugh-in'
    He participated in many Friar Comedian Roasts
    He enjoyed playing violin, but was not too good at it.
    A comedian once said: 'Henny's the only guy who, when he opens his violin case, the audience hopes he's got a machine gun in there.'
    His grandson, Larry Kelly, ran one of the earliest computer bulletin boards in New York City.
    His jokes were very short, usually only one line.
    He is famous for saying 'Take my wife ... please!'
    He was married to the same woman, Sadie Cohen, until her death, for almost 60 years (1928-87).
    He was part of NY Telephone Company's Dial-a-Joke, and got three million calls in a single month (1974).
    In 2018, Out of 112 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 46 Votes: 82.61% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 159 Votes: 56.60% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 44.74% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 40.62% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 45.71% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 105 Votes: 45.71% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 204 Votes: 44.12% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 225 Votes: 42.67% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 315 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 645 Votes: 42.17% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1719 Votes: 50.09% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5083 Votes: 38.01% Annoying
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