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Biblical Character
The Resume
(570-632)
Established the religion of Islam
Messenger of Allah
Birth name is Muhammad ibnu Abdillah
Married 9 women
Follower of the Qur'an
Subject of the Hadith, a book of traditions and accounts of Muhammad's life, according to wives, friends and followers
The picture is not of Muhammad as he is very camera shy
Why he might be annoying
The angel Gabriel persuaded him into converting his entire family to Islam.
He pushed his religion on people.
He walked faster than everyone else.
He did not tolerate people who wore dirty, unwashed clothes.
He made his roof out of camel skin.
He gave children rides on his camel.
It is said that he brushed his teeth 5 times a day.
He had OCD.
He was married to one woman for 25 years (Khadija), then when she died he married 11 more women.
When he was older than 50 years old, he married a 9 year old (Aisha).
He married his divorced cousin, Zaynab.
It is debatable that he prescribed camel urine as medicine for women with low levels of estrogen.
According to the Hadith, he didn't like dogs and ordered them killed (Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5240).
He may have also suggested that Satan pees in your ears if you fall asleep during a sermon (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492).
Some Muslims always write 'Peace be upon him.' (PBUH) after his name.
To add to confusion more people are named 'Muhammad,' than any other name.
He ordered his followers to put to death any Muslim who converts from Islam.
Why he might not be annoying
He was known as the 'trustworthy one.'
He (and Allah) didn't believe that people should charge each other with interest rates (Mastercard execs are going to hell!).
He said: 'All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over a white.'
True believers in Muhammad do not commit cowardly terrorist acts, and most denounce terrorism.
Peace be upon him.
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