The Resume

(November 2, 1969- )
Based in Willingsboro, New Jersey
Youth basketball coach
10th player voted out of Survivor (7th place, 2000)

Why he might be annoying:

He was the original 'lazy Survivor.'
He seems to always have a goofy grin on his face.
He said, ‘Women are the stupidest thing on this planet next to cows.’ Jenna responded at two Tribal Councils with a ‘Moooooo.’
Aquatic events were not his strong suit.
He had the dubious distinction of being on the tribe that got picked off one after the other following the traditional merge (which led to the origin of the term ‘Pagonging’).
He appeared on ‘As the World Turns.’
He was the most squeamish member of his tribe, something the Tagi took advantage of when he faced Stacey in the tie-breaker portion of the larvae-eating challenge. She won easily.
Staying in the spotlight has become a struggle for him.

Why he might not be annoying:

In reality, he is anything but lazy.
He is into Salma Hayek.
He allowed everyone a bite of pizza he won in his last reward challenge (Rudy refused).
He managed to beat Kelly in a water-based challenge, a loss she took very hard.
Allowed to bring one item from home during survivor, he brought playing cards.
Just prior to being voted out, he indicated his vulnerability by marking a target symbol on his sweater (while Colleen used a ‘Sitting Duck’ as her symbol).

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Battle of the Network Reality Stars [2005]
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 01]
• I am from Philadelphia
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch - Losers [Season 4]
• Profiles 14251-14500 (Ranked: 14395)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 27)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 1)
• Survivor 01 [2000] (Ranked: 7)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water (Ranked: 3)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water Pairings (Ranked: 3)
• Survivor Finalists Who Received Zero Votes
• Survivors on Both Sides of the Jury

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 57 Votes: 64.91% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 67 Votes: 61.19% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 65.91% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 114 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 68.85% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 159 Votes: 64.78% Annoying