Maxim's Bad Ceremonial First Pitches [May 2009]

Sports Baseball

by Larry Dobrow (May 20, 2009) --- GARY "BABA BOOEY" DELL'ABATE, producer/sidekick, The Howard Stern Show, May 9, 2009 at CitiField --- MARK MALLORY, mayor of Cincinnati, April 2, 2007 at Great American Ballpark --- MARIAH CAREY, pop tart, May 28, 2008 at the Tokyo Dome --- DOCILE T-REX, extinct species, August 11, 2008 at Nü Comiskey Park --- EDDIE VEDDER, Wrigley, August 3, 2007 --- ANNIKA SORENSTAM, golf legend, July 22, 2008 at Shea Stadium --- PATRICK SHARP, Chicago Blackhawks right winger, September 10, 2008 at Nü Comiskey Park (go to the 1:20 mark) --- DICK CHENEY, former Vice President, undisclosed secure location beneath 20 tons of plutonium-resistant concrete (OK, fine, April 11, 2006 at Nationals Park) --- Missing: * Docile T-Rex * Mark Mallory * Patrick Sharp