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Mary Sartain

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (November 11, 1978- )
    Second contestant eliminated from Survivor Fans vs. Favorites
    Based in Emeryville, California

Why she might be annoying:

    Her Survivor bio suggests she is better-equipped to be an Apprentice applicant.
    Her breasts do not look natural.
    She does Bikram yoga.
    She loves playing Monopoly.
    She worships Stephenie LaGrossa and Parvati Shallow.
    Outside of hooking up with Mikey B, she did not receive any story arc.
    She believed she would be heading deep into the Fans vs Favorites contest — an indicator of the exact opposite.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She loves bananas.
    She loves brownies and dark chocolate.
    She had no pretensions about being in the game for the money (‘this is closer to $1 million than I’ve ever been’).
    In her post-ouster confessional, she believed one of the Fans – an original Airai – would become the Sole Survivor.
    She outlasted Jonny Rotten!
    Fairplay introduced her to Pearl Islands alumnus Ryan Opray, to whom she would eventually be engaged.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 40 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 55.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 43.59% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 61 Votes: 37.70% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 248 Votes: 36.69% Annoying