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Thom Evans

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The Resume

    (April 2, 1985- )
    Born in Harrare, Zimbabwe
    Rugby fullback

Why he might be annoying:

    He took part in a boy band called Twen2y4Se7en.
    His neck appears thicker than his head.
    He retired at 24 due to injury.
    He attempted a failed comeback a sprinter.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His career-ending on pitch collision with another player was just a milimeter from leaving him paralyzed--or dead.
    A muscular 6-footer, he appeared fully nude for the notorious Dieux du Stade calendar in 2010, and starred in a series of butt-enhancing underwear ads in 2013. (Not that his booty needed any improvement.)
    Kelly Brook miscarried their baby girl in 2011.
    He was romantically linked to starlet Jessica Lowndes.

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 835 Votes: 49.94% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 1997 Votes: 40.01% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 1345 Votes: 33.98% Annoying