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Joseph Hunter Parker
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Murderer
    (1973-June 30, 2003)
    Attacked people in a grocery store with a katana (or Samurai sword)
    On June 30, 2003 he went to the grocery store he had worked in with a long trench coat and a beret.
    After asking his boss for some time off, he calmly approached a former co-worker, pulled a katana from under his coat and nearly beheaded her.
    He killed two people and wounded three.
    He was schizophrenic, but would not take his medication.
    He heard the voices of demons and spirits.
    When he turned to the Bible for solace, it became part of his delusions and he began to hear angels and prophets.
    He was obsessed with Highlander and began to believe he was an Immortal.
    He became fascinated with the occult and tried casting spells.
    When the police attempted to subdue him, he came at them with his sword and they had to shoot him.
    He died at the hospital.
    He didn't come back to life.
    He didn't like to take his medicine because it made him too sleepy to work.
    He was molested as a child.
    He became a volunteer fireman and paramedic out of high school.
    He was polite and helpful to all the customers.
    His co-workers noticed his bizarre behavior but chose to make fun of him rather than get him help.
    He said the voices urged him to molest children, but he resisted them.
    He had no prior history of any criminal activity or violence.

Credit: Bart McQueary


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