The Resume

(September 5, 1973- )
Daughter of 2004 Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry
Appeared in 'Spartan (2004)' and 'State And Main (2000)'
Directed the short film 'The Last Full Measure'

Why she might be annoying:

She neglected to wear a bra under her dress at the Cannes Film Festival. The no bra incident caused a media nightmare for her father (May, 2004).
Tabloids romantically linked her to Ben Affleck, but she denies it.
Her family calls her 'A' for short.
She was visibly uncomfortable with the boo/cheer mix she received at the VMA's.
She accidentally hit the microphone at the VMA's and knocked the sound out.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her short film 'The Last Full Measure' deals with a girl waiting for her father to return from Vietnam.
Her parents are divorced.
She studied Anthropology and media at Brown University.
She went to film school in Los Angeles.
She is very close to her sister, Vanessa Kerry.
She is filming a documentary about life on the campaign trail with her father.

Credit: D

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9051973)
• Daughters of Celebrities
• D's Profiles [Series 01]
• Fuckable Democrats
• GQ Germany's - Daughters of Stars (Ranked: 15)
• Horse Faces
• I am a New Englander
• I Probably Banged Ben Affleck
• I Reportedly Attended the Democratic National Convention [2004]
• I Was a Speaker at the Democratic National Convention [2004]
• Look at Me, I'm on the Red Carpet
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing See-Thru Clothes
• No Bra Necessary
• Profiles 12251-12500 (Ranked: 12412)
• Residents/Vacationers of Martha's Vineyard
• Spike's 52 Most Irresistible Women [2004] (Ranked: 45)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 127 Votes: 29.92% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 96 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 43.48% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 93 Votes: 49.46% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1082 Votes: 76.62% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 55 Votes: 52.73% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 46 Votes: 54.35% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 182 Votes: 58.24% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 60 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 86 Votes: 60.47% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 147 Votes: 55.78% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 280 Votes: 59.64% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 436 Votes: 52.52% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 533 Votes: 66.79% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 859 Votes: 59.49% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 484 Votes: 52.27% Annoying