The Resume

(circa 1990- )
Born in Richmond, Virginia
Randy Blythe, vocalist
Mart Morton, guitarist
Willie Adler, guitarist
John Campbell, bassist
Chris Adler, drummer
Recorded the albums 'New American Gospel,' 'As the Palaces Burn,' 'Ashes of the Wake' and 'Sacrament'

Why they might be annoying:

Conan O'Brien made fun of their name during a banter with Max Weinberg in 2004, saying 'Lamb of God, what kind of name is that?'
Their original name was Burn the Priest.
They were banned from playing a show in Los Angeles due to their name, and former name, in 2005.
They are good friends with GWAR.
Blythe often refers to the crowd at their concerts as 'pussies' or 'mother fuckers.'

Why they might not be annoying:

They co-headlined Ozzfest 2007.
They describe their music as 'pure American metal.'
The band formed while Mark Morton, Chris Adler and John Campbell attended Virginia Commonwealth University.
They speak very poorly of the music industry, especially in Los Angeles.
Blender Magazine wrote, 'Since Pantera are defunct, and Metalica have long since abandoned the first five letters of their name, L.O.G. now sit atop metal's studded throne.'

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Animal Names
• Bands That Fought Onstage
• Blender Magazine's 50 Greatest CDs of 2006 [Performers] (Ranked: 20)
• Guitar World's 100 Greatest Guitar Albums of All Time (Ranked: 49)
• Hit Parader's Top 100 Metal Albums of All Time (Ranked: 71)
• I Sing About Anti Drugs
• I Sing About California
• I'm in the Band With My Brother
• Kerrang!'s Top 20 Albums of the Year [2006] (Ranked: 9)
• Metal Hammer Albums [2003] (Ranked: 25)
• Metal Hammer Albums [2006] (Ranked: 6)
• My Song is Downloadable Content For Rock Band
• My Song is Featured on Guitar Hero II
• My Song is Featured on Tony Hawk's Underground 2
• Ozzfest 2004
• Ozzfest 2007
• Profiles 21251-21500 (Ranked: 21317)
• Rate Your Music Top 100 Albums [2004] (Ranked: 90)
• Revolver Magazine's Top 20 Albums [2006] (Ranked: 1)
• Sheep Names
• Spiritual Names
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 94.12% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 59 Votes: 38.98% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 67 Votes: 70.15% Annoying