The Resume

(March 6, 1979- )
6-foot-2
Goalkeeper for MetroStars (1998-2003), Manchester United (2003-07) and Everton F.C.
Member of 2000 U.S. Olympic Team

Why he might be annoying:

He did not attend college.
He was on the same team as Metro, the not-so-well received dog mascot.
He left the MetroStars in the middle of the season for Manchester United.

Why he might not be annoying:

His transfer from Major League Soccer to Manchester United earned the league its second highest transfer fee ever (between $2-3 million - July 2003).
He was awarded Aquafina Goalkeeper of the Year and New York Life Humanitarian of the Year (2001).
He led the league in saves (2001).
He was born with Tourette's Syndrome, a condition that causes involuntary rapid twitching and vocalization. He is now on the Board of Directors of the Tourette Syndrome Association of New Jersey (TSANJ).
He visited the White House (2000).
He's a good basketball player, though he doesn't play professionally.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2010)
• Facebook's Top 10 Athletes [2014] (Ranked: 7)
• Fox Soccer's Top 100 Most Memorable Moments in FIFA World Cup History [2018] (Ranked: 84)
• GQ's Men of the Year [2014]
• I May Have Tourette's Syndrome
• Look at Me, I'm Lifting Weights
• Profiles 3751-4000 (Ranked: 3972)
• Soccer Stars
• World Cup Participants [2006]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 58 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 29 Votes: 44.83% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 70 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 99 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 212 Votes: 53.77% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 230 Votes: 59.57% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 575 Votes: 53.91% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1267 Votes: 52.88% Annoying