The Resume

(February 24, 1974- )
Two-time All Star
Played for the New York Yankees (1998-99) and Florida Marlins (1999-)
Winner of the Tony Conigliaro Award

Why he might be annoying:

Although performing well in the New York Yankee farm system, he was traded.
He was called up by the Yankees for 8 games where he had 15 at-bats, 4 hits, 1 run, 1 strike out and no home runs, doubles, or RBI's.
During the 2003 season, he was on the trading block until the Florida Marlins started winning.
His career batting average is a mediocre .274.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's a testicular cancer survivor.
He's known Alex Rodriguez since high school.
He's loved by the Florida Marlins fans.
In 2002, he founded the Mike Lowell Foundation Golf Classic. All proceeds from the tournament went to the League Against Cancer.
During the 2003 season, he received more votes than any other player for the All-Star game through the ballot that the players, coaches and managers vote on.
He had an impressive 32 home runs in 130 games although playing in the hardest National League park to hit in, Pro Player Stadium.
He has a career fielding percentage of 0.972, making him one of the more sound defensive third baseman in the majors.
He's 3 for 4 in his All-Star game appearances.
He speaks both English and Spanish, making him a leader in the locker room.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 NL All-Star Team
• Amputees
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2241974)
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 1]
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I Have Testicular Cancer
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Miami Marlins
• New York Yankees
• NL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 2005)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 2003)
• People en Espanol's 50 Most Beautiful People [2005]
• Profiles 9251-9500 (Ranked: 9443)
• World Series MVPs (Ranked: 2007)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 6.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 62 Votes: 45.16% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 48 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 74 Votes: 68.92% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 179 Votes: 63.13% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 196 Votes: 66.84% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 475 Votes: 69.47% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 457 Votes: 65.43% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 162 Votes: 39.51% Annoying