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Jack Van Impe

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Televangelist

The Resume

    (February 9, 1931-January 18, 2020)
    Host's a 'World Events' show which appears on different channels across the country
    Sometimes referred to as 'The Doomsday Preacher' and 'The Walking Bible'

Why he might be annoying:

    He connects conspiracy theories and Nostradamus predictions with Bible prophecy.
    He connects every world event with the Apocalypse.
    He believed that the Y2K Bug was a sign of Jesus' return.
    He once said that the Russians and the Chinese would align themselves with the Palestinians and fight the United States in a war that would end with the arrival of Jesus.
    He claimed that two men started a Secret Society and planned three World Wars, he claims that this Society controls the World's Governments.
    He has been known to plead for people to send him money on his show.
    He spouts Bible verses so fast that it would be impossible for anyone to look them up without taping his shows.
    He claims that this is the 'Last Generation' and we are all living in 'The End Times.'
    He refers to himself as 'one of the world's foremost prophetic scholars.'
    His hair looks like a toupee.
    The name 'Vanimpe' looks strangely like 'vampire.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He separates fools and their money.
    He dresses nicely.
    He can quote nearly any verse from the Bible.

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Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 61 Votes: 34.43% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 456 Votes: 53.51% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 179 Votes: 79.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 177 Votes: 81.36% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 76.47% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 69.81% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 65 Votes: 72.31% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 212 Votes: 75.47% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 161 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 311 Votes: 75.24% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1284 Votes: 69.78% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 753 Votes: 70.65% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1136 Votes: 69.63% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1027 Votes: 79.16% Annoying