The Resume

(March 5, 1966- )
Attended the University of Miami
Played 12 seasons with the Dallas Cowboys
750 career receptions
65 career touchdowns
11,904 career yards
3 Super Bowl wins

Why he might be annoying:

He shaves lines across the hair on his head.
He was busted for possession of cocaine.
After getting busted for coke, he 'found God.'
He's currently writing a book about his life on and off the field.
He has a bio on the Christian Speakers Bureau where you can contact him for a speech. However, you better get your checkbook ready.
He was charged with posession of drug paraphernalia (November 25, 2005).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is one of 17 children.
To teach him that education was the most important thing, his father took him to work one day where they poured hot tar on a roof under the Miami sun. Michael never missed another day of school after that.
He married his high school sweetheart in 1988 and has had four children with her.
He was the #1 draft choice by the Dallas Cowboys in 1988, under head coach Tom Landry.
He owns every Dallas Cowboy receiving record.
He retired after being temporarily paralyzed in a game against the Philadelphia Eagles.
The police officer that arrested him described him as being 'very professional, very courteous.'

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Arli$$ - Guest Stars
• Athletes in Trouble
• Bleacher Report's 50 Most Hated Players in NFL History (Ranked: 20)
• Celebrity Texas Ranger Fans
• Dallas Cowboys
• Dancing with the Stars [Complete] (Ranked: 9)
• Dancing With the Stars 09 [2009] (Ranked: 7)
• Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
• Football Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2007)
• Football Players
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 2]
• I Abused Heroin
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I Attended University of Miami [Florida]
• I Pissed Off Stephen A. Smith
• I Smiled During My Mug Shot
• Jimmy Kimmel Live's Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
• Kenan Thompson Impersonations
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Signing Autographs
• Male Sportscasters
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• NFL Network's 100 Greatest NFL Players of All-Time [2010] (Ranked: 92)
• NFL’s 40 Most Hated Players Ever [2018] (Ranked: 12)
• Pro Bowl MVPs (Ranked: 1992)
• Profiles 9251-9500 (Ranked: 9468)
• Sports List's Top 10 Greatest Wide Receivers (Ranked: 10)
• Terrell Owens Doesn't Like Me

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 26 Votes: 88.46% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 67.27% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 48 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 68 Votes: 51.47% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 202 Votes: 65.84% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 364 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 477 Votes: 69.60% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 301 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 155 Votes: 68.39% Annoying