Baseball Player
The Resume
(August 14, 1977- )
Attended the University of South Alabama
Bats left, throws left
Member of the Colorado Rockies (2000-02), Florida Marlins (2003-2005)and Chicago Cubs (2006- )
Why he might be annoying
His name is Juan Pierre, even though he is neither Hispanic nor French.
His middle name is D'Vaughn.
He wears his baseball hat crooked.
His specialty, stealing bases, is a lost art form.
He enjoys free-style rapping.
Stuart Scott, of ESPN, mocked his free-style rapping during the Florida Marlins' World Series parade.
He wears clothes that are way too big on him.
While on the Best Damn Sports Show Period, he mocked team mate Josh Beckett for using a coupon at a restaurant.
He averages one home run every 500 at bats.
He is often criticized for having too weak an arm, which leads the opposing team to often test it by tagging up for extra bases.
Why he might not be annoying
He is left handed.
He has no problem making a living by bunting or walking at every plate appearance.
Rob Dibble called him the best lead off hitter in the game, saying he is smarter and faster than Ichiro.
He is Dontrelle Willis' best friend and taught him the ropes to being a big league baseball player.
The fans in Florida and Colorado appreciate his ability and dedication to the game.
He is known for arriving at the park 7-10 hours before the game, so he can play fly balls and get extra batting practice in.
His one home run in 2003 came in Pro Player Stadium, one of three toughest parks to hit a home run in.
He helped lead the Marlins to their 2003 World Series win.
The most amount of times he has struck out in a season is 52 (2002).
He was the toughest hitter to strike out in 2003.
Credit: His Name is Robert
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Year In Review:
For 2009, as of last week, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 125 Votes: 74.40% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 98 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 139 Votes: 72.66% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 547 Votes: 68.56% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 262 Votes: 66.79% Annoying
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