The Resume

(September 15, 1962- )
Born in New York, New York
Birth name was Donata Sullivan
Mother and manager of Lindsay Lohan
Red carpet reporter for 'Entertainment Tonight'

Why she might be annoying:

She lied about being a Rockette.
She takes her role as Lindsay's manager more seriously than her role as Lindsay's mother.
At show biz parties, she introduces herself as Lindsay's personal assistant because 'I don't want them to know I'm her mom.'
She enjoys stardom vicariously through her daughter.
After she complained about Rob Schneider's appearance in drag as Lindsay on 'The Tonight Show,' Schneider replied, 'When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her.'
She was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island, New York. (September 12, 2103)

Why she might not be annoying:

Apparently not content with screwing up Lindsay, she pitched to E! a reality show that would follow her attempts to turn her youngest children Ali and Cody into stars.
Before becoming Lindsay's manager, she was a successful Wall Street analyst.
She raised her kids with little help from her frequently incarcerated husband.
She claims, 'Lindsay's friends call me 'the white Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems.'

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amazon Women
• Beast's 50 Most Loathsome People in America [2008] (Ranked: 35)
• Big Brother (US) - Celebrity Edition 2 [2019] (Ranked: 4)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 06]
• Gallery of the Absurd
• I am a Karen
• I Became a Mom in 1986
• I Became a Mom in 1993
• I Like to Party
• I Married in 1985
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Kristen Wiig Impersonations
• Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Like Me
• NY Daily News 14 Celebrity Family Feuds [December 2009] (Ranked: 1)
• OK Magazine's Top 10 Cougars [September 24, 2007] (Ranked: 6)
• Perez Hilton Made Fun of My Appearance
• Profiles 20751-21000 (Ranked: 20943)
• Radar Online Top 7 Worst Celebrity Parents (Ranked: 1)
• Rosie O'Donnell Doesn't Like Me
• Satirized on Robot Chicken
• Stage Moms/Dads
• Tracey Ullman Impersonations
• Women who Dress like Whores
• Women Without Borders List of Powerful Moms [October 2008]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 513 Votes: 48.93% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 82 Votes: 45.12% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 102 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 27 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 50 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 205 Votes: 61.95% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 953 Votes: 67.79% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 124 Votes: 79.84% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 149 Votes: 77.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 174 Votes: 70.69% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 197 Votes: 62.44% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 402 Votes: 58.96% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 974 Votes: 62.32% Annoying