The Resume

(January 16, 1950-September 3, 2010)
Hosted the HBO Special 'Robert Schimmel Unprotected' (1999)
Acted in 'Scary Movie 2,' 'Love and Fear' and 'Blankman'
Recorded 'Robert Schimmel Comes Clean' and 'If you Buy this CD, I Can Buy this Car'
Wrote 'Fail with Flair'
Won an American Comedy Award (1999)

Why he might be annoying:

He divorced and remarried his wife Vicki three times. They also have been legally separated eleven times.
He slept with his daughter's girlfriend, who is twenty five years younger than him.

Why he might not be annoying:

His eleven year old son died of leukemia.
He suffers from non-Hodgkin's lymphomas (2000).
He suffered a heart attack in his forties (1997).
His mom was a Holocaust survivor and Steven Spielberg bought her story for a movie.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1161950)
• Celebrity New York Knick Fans
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups (Ranked: 76)
• Crank Yankers
• Guest Voices on the Simpsons
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Became a Dad in 2003
• I Became a Dad in 2005
• I Died in 2010 (Ranked: 60)
• I Died in a Car
• I Have Kids at Least 20 Years Apart
• I Have Lymphomas [Hodgkin's & Non-Hodgkin's]
• I Outlived My Child
• I Remarried the Same Person [I Do! I Don't! I Changed My Mind!]
• Jewish Comedians
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Old Dads
• Profiles 5251-5500 (Ranked: 5424)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20100903)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 23 Votes: 13.04% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 26 Votes: 30.77% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 212 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 55.88% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 79 Votes: 59.49% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 120 Votes: 60.83% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 244 Votes: 60.66% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 299 Votes: 60.20% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 556 Votes: 62.59% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 442 Votes: 66.97% Annoying