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Gisele Bundchen

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The Resume

    (July 20, 1980- )
    Model for Dolce and Gabbana parfum
    Married Tom Brady (February 26, 2009; announced divorce October 28, 2022)

Why she might be annoying:

    She is 6'0 tall.
    She smokes.
    She was so thin as a child that she was nicknamed 'Olive Oyl.'
    She resigned as an Elite model, defecting to IMG.
    Elite's John Casablancas called her 'a monster of selfishness.'
    He also accused her of sleeping her way to the top.
    Elite sued her for $15,000,000.
    She walked off stage at a Helmut Lang fashion show, saying 'I don't have time for this shit,' when she was asked to model only one outfit.
    Designer Roberto Cavelli claims she extorted $50,000 from him when she threatened to walk off from his show rather than accept the agreed $20,000.
    She has a pierced belly button.
    She has a star tattoo on her wrist.
    She offered $5,000 to anyone who could return her kidnapped dog, but when a couple returned the dog to her, she reportedly had them arrested at gunpoint. The couple had been released and clear of all charges, but Gisele refused to pay them the reward (December 2004).
    She has breast implants.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was selected as Vogue's model of the year (1999).
    She eats fast food and prefers to be shapely rather than a waif like model.
    She dated Leonardo DiCaprio.
    She ranked #87 (2001) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #34 (2001) in Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #7 in E! Sexiest Women Entertainers (January, 2002).
    She ranked #6 (2002) in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #21 (2001) and #16 (2002) in Askmen's Most Desirable Woman.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 125 Votes: 69.60% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 179 Votes: 65.36% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2760 Votes: 55.43% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10464 Votes: 77.07% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 145 Votes: 52.41% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10613 Votes: 71.65% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 773 Votes: 66.75% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10432 Votes: 95.27% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 439 Votes: 87.24% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2435 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 223 Votes: 52.91% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 143 Votes: 65.73% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 242 Votes: 52.48% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 1999 Votes: 59.48% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 1383 Votes: 70.64% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 2292 Votes: 75.61% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 2613 Votes: 77.57% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 12080 Votes: 75.83% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 5137 Votes: 70.20% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 10497 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 8177 Votes: 70.70% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 10681 Votes: 70.14% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 4380 Votes: 68.22% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 8043 Votes: 72.52% Annoying