The Resume

(August 7, 1950- )
U.S. ambassador to the United Nations Economic and Security Council (1983-1985)
Host of 'Alan Keyes is Making Sense (2002)'
Republican candidate for president (1996 and 2000)
Ran unsuccessfully for a Senate seats in Maryland (1988, 1992) and Illinois (2004)
Lost by over two million votes to Barack Obama in the Illinois Senate race (2004)

Why he might be annoying:

After being a chief critic of Hillary Clinton running for Senate outside her home state, he did the exact same thing in Illinois.
On his talk show, he interrupts and argued with his guests.
He lost three times as a major party candidate for the senate.
He supported a federal amendment banning gay marriage.
He opposes the separation of church and state.
He accuses those who criticize him of being racist.
He said that 'Hitler and his supporters' were homosexual.
He promotes himself as the candidate God would vote for.
He is extremely arrogant and cocky.
He disowned his daughter when she announced she was gay.

Why he might not be annoying:

He earned a Ph.D in government from Harvard.
He speaks French fluently.
Like many leaders of the anti-gay movement, he has a lesbian daughter.
He is one of the leading African-Americans in the Republican Party.

Credit: Ratman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 469)
• Aries Spears' Mad TV Impersonations
• Birthers
• Carpetbaggers [Some Alleged]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8071950)
• Celebrity Trekkies/Trekkers
• Chickenhawks
• Do As I Say Not As I Do [Conservative Hypocrites]
• Homophobes with Allegedly Gay Children
• I am Disliked by Gays
• I Attended Cornell
• I Attended Harvard
• I Earned a Doctorate
• I Had a Session with Dr. James Dobson
• I Made a Biased Comment in Public [Some Alleged]
• I Raised a Lesbian
• I Ran for Presidential Nomination in 2000
• I Reportedly Attended the Republican National Convention [2004]
• I Sought Political Office
• Liberty University Convocations (Ranked: 2006)
• Look at Me, It's This Big
• Political Pundits
• Profiles 13001-13250 (Ranked: 13042)
• Ratman's Profiles [Series 2]
• Supersized Egos
• Talk Show Hosts
• The Root's Black Folks We'd Like to Remove From Black History (Ranked: 8)
• Tim Meadows Impersonations
• YouGov’s Most Popular Politicians in America [2022] (Ranked: 77)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 47 Votes: 51.06% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 36 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 97 Votes: 44.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 100 Votes: 42.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 120 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 154 Votes: 48.05% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 96 Votes: 67.71% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 40 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 72 Votes: 51.39% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 41 Votes: 65.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 176 Votes: 49.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 78 Votes: 52.56% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 108 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 3315 Votes: 73.85% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 403 Votes: 72.46% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 622 Votes: 72.19% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 817 Votes: 68.67% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1984 Votes: 69.76% Annoying