The Resume

(October 24, 1936- )
Birth name was William Perks
Bass player for Rolling Stones (1962- )
Bassist for The Cliftons (1962)
Recorded with the The Stones 'Angie,' 'Anybody Seen My Baby,' 'Satisfaction,' 'Under My Thumb,' 'Jumpin' Jack Flash,' 'As Tears Go By,' 'Brown Sugar,' 'Paint it Black,' 'Lady Jane,' 'Time is on My Side,' 'You Can't Always Get What You Want,' 'Sympathy for the Devil,' 'Start Me Up,' 'Fool to Cry,' 'Honky Tonk Woman' and 'Ruby Tuesday'

Why he might be annoying:

His birth year ranges anywhere between 1936 and 1941.
He changed his name from Perks to Wyman.
He looks disinterested when he is performing.
He seems to be genuinely embarrassed to be part of the Stones.
He hardly moved while on stage.
He slept with Mandy Smith when she was 13 and claims he didn't touch her.

Why he might not be annoying:

He got the most girls of the Rolling Stones (even Jagger would agree)
He made hundreds of millions of dollars from apparently just standing around.
He donates generously to charities for Multiple Sclerosis.

Credit: Corgi37

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Bassists
• Born on United Nations Day [October 24th] (Ranked: 1936)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006] (Ranked: 51)
• British Rockers
• Buddy! Dude! Man! Guy!
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [October] (Ranked: 10241936)
• Celebrity Restaurant Owners
• Dick Cavett Show Guests
• Ed Sullivan Show Guests
• I Appeared on Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon [U-Z]
• I Attended Mick Jagger-Bianca Perez-Mora's Wedding [May 12, 1971, St. Tropez, France]
• I Collaborated with Billy Preston
• I Covered 'Stagger Lee'
• I Married in 1989
• I Married in 1993
• I Met My Future Wife When She was Just a Kid
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at My Guitar
• My Name is U.S. Currency
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Younger than Me
• Profiles 3751-4000 (Ranked: 3911)
• Ravaged Faces
• Rolling Stones
• Rolling Stones References
• Shea Stadium Concerts
• U.K.'s Richest Rockers [1993] (Ranked: 13)
• U.K.'s Richest Rockers [1994] (Ranked: 15)
• U.K.'s Richest Rockers [1996] (Ranked: 22)
• VH-1's 100 Greatest Shocking Moments in Rock 'n Roll (Ranked: 64)
• Weird Al's Polka

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 35 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 54 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 114 Votes: 55.26% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 42 Votes: 73.81% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 179 Votes: 72.63% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 45.16% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 70.27% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 84 Votes: 63.10% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 142 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 222 Votes: 51.80% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 276 Votes: 55.80% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 579 Votes: 61.83% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1282 Votes: 64.43% Annoying